duck into the woods

Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.

Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

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Get the duck into the woodsmug.

good as wood

Same meaning as good as gold from the 'good as x' family.
Wood is good right? Think about it? No wood is no good at all now is it?

Tumpa: "Hey, are we on for tonight?"

Eru: "Yeah, we're good as wood"

by Erueti April 23, 2006

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Get the good as woodmug.

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

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Get the Driving Woodmug.

security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

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Get the security woodmug.

Wood Sugar

The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.

Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015

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