Mashing the castle towers

Two guys ramming their penis' together
"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"
by Smith Master Flex July 10, 2012
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Gawds Awful Towers

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.
Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh
by somethingofwhatever November 17, 2019
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casanova of gryffindor tower

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin
by yeosang spouse April 20, 2022
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reverse eifel tower

a sex act in which one girl is sitting on a guy's face and another on his dick and the two girls high- five each other. Widely considered to be the greatest thing ever. see eifel tower
"Steve got double-teamed by two hot girls last nite."
" Yea they reverse eifel towered him"
by Chief Logbook September 12, 2006
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Tower of Tear-er

When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.
Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.
by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017
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burn your tower

1) To undeniably humiliate
2) To rightly infuriate
"Hey man, will it burn your tower if I start talking to that chick?"

"Do you think it'll burn your tower if I eat the last doughnut?"
by Hans from Albany July 01, 2006
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Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator
by Totally not BelowNatural August 22, 2021
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