I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

What is something that I don't have?

Love

Me: What is something that I don't have? I wonder
My head: LOVE

by YongieSon November 13, 2019

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 21, 2020

<.7.97.6.>I Will Have To Smack Your Back On Lately In And Out<.7.9.7.6.>

Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>

<.7.97.6.>I Will Have To Smack Your Back On Lately In And Out<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.<.7.9.7.6.>I Should Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

i have a dream

i have a dream that my children will live in a nation where they will be judje not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their pp

deez nutz i have a dream

by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023