hurted

the incorrect way to say hurt/ the way a child would speak about his/her injury

ow I hurted my toe mommy!

by Timmyinnit March 15, 2021

murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 7, 2011

hurted

hurt but ed

uh tobio said her tummy hurted

by pluto_xar September 11, 2020

Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017

William hurt you

‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.

“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.

“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.

by AllyConda March 26, 2024

hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 15, 2016

Hurt

People tend to say this when they are experiencing any kind of pain.

Situation 1
A: It hurts
B: You want to stop, babe?
A: No, keep going. I like it.

Situation 2
A: You're such a slut. Fucking pussy.
B: Uhhh it hurts.(smirks)
A: Why are you smiling?
A: It's my kink.

by Bokuto's ring finger December 22, 2020