A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”
by s a n d March 23, 2020
Get the You better not hurt hermug. Lemonade or other carbonated drinks that are too fizzy and make one's eyes water.
This mainly happens to people who prefer water.
This mainly happens to people who prefer water.
by DARK_VOID November 5, 2023
Get the hurtful lemonademug. by NebulaM42 January 3, 2024
Get the Dick Hurtmug. by crazydog_ March 24, 2024
Get the Why does it Hurtmug. A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.
by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024
Get the my fingir hurts more than dingirmug. 
