Easter Egg Hunt

The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.

Bro 1:

I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.

Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Eyeless Hunter

A direct deviation from the popular term troll.

An Eyeless Hunter is an individual who stalks forum boards, looking for threads to derail, and to boost their own ego.

Derived from;

Eyeless: crude comparison to being an internet figure, and not a physical being, therefore having no eyes.

Hunter: one who follows prey around, looking for the opportune time to strike.

Tim: I had this wonderful thread going.

Sue: What happened to it?

Tim: An Eyeless Hunter came along and ruined everything.

by RewindHoodie January 24, 2010

Truffle hunter

One who eats ass with particular vigor.

"Think she'll eat ass?" "Yeah, dude. She gets in snout deep; she's a total truffle hunter."

by dainty dutchess March 9, 2011

Those Who Hunt Elves

A popular anime that takes place in a world of magic. In order to return home to Earth, the 3 hapless heroes - Junpei the martial artist, Ritsuko the gun-packing tomboy, and Airis the famous actress - along with a tank and an elf high priestess travel around the world looking for fragments of a spell that were placed on 5 random elven females. It falls upon them to strip every last female elf in the land to be able to return home!

Elven Females: "EEEK! It's those who hunt elves!"
Junpei: "Forgive me for stripping you!"
*Strips the lot of em*

by Pickleton July 31, 2006

dirt squirrel hunter

one who goes to bars searching or hunting for a dirt squirrel to take home. His reason for not setting his sights higher is either low standards or simply as a time saving factor.

*using the definition of a dirtsquirrel of
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

Did you see that dirt squirrel Andrew took home?
I think he is officially a dirt squirrel hunter now.

by KeithW May 25, 2008

Hunter Gabriel

A super retarded raccoon... she usually has to eat trash from behind a hh gregg
one time she owned a pbs (pavement broadcasting system) show called this old box
he got 0 views so he took matters into his own hands, and made another account to view it on
all in all he is a bowl-cut havin' ass retard who is a wannabe basketball player.

Hunter gabriel was in the trash last night, so i shot his lil ass...

by bigthumper9ine6ixty November 20, 2017

brownie hunter

One who tries to take anal sex by surprise. They may sneak up behind one and "chase the brownie up yo fudge hole"

That dude looks like a brownie hunter, dont let him near your ass.

if you drop the soap, dont bend over THAT way, that guy looks like a brownie hunter

by naota172 February 13, 2007