Hotdog Behavior

When someone at your employment does something foolish or forgetful and it conflicts with other people getting their work done.

Jennifer hasn't opened replied to my list of questions? That's hotdog behavior.

by Hotdog Princess June 04, 2024

Slippery hotdog

When a man ejaculates on another man's cock and he proceeds to use it as lube to fuck his partner

Did you two enjoy the slippery hotdogs last night?

by SoapMctavsh June 05, 2024

fake hotdog

Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.

Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog

by scrub says February 03, 2016

Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the sensual act of sliding a penis betwixt the oiled butt cheeks of a lover in a sensual seesaw motion.

For the hotdoggie, hot dogging feels like petting a horse’s nose through a mountain of marshmallows. For the hotdogger, it is like setting one’s penis free on top of the creamy dream of someone else’s ass mass.

Once Gary began hotdogging Marsha, he became so ecstatic and inspired that he took up tap-dancing, quit his job at Home Depot, forgave his ancestors, and splurged his finances on coconut oil.

by Ashmoses January 24, 2024

Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the act of placing a penis between the ass cheeks and pressing them against it -- sliding it between them in order to reach sexual satisfaction.

Alex: Hey babe, ever thought about hotdogging?
Sam: Hotdogging? That sounds kinky. What are you thinking?
Alex: I think it’d be hot to slide between your cheeks and see where it takes us.
Sam: Mmm, now you’ve got me excited. Let’s definitely try it.

by SoftboyRobbie June 27, 2024

fuzzy hotdog

Hairy penis

Last night I went home with this guy and he had a fuzzy hotdog

by JJ.H March 01, 2020

Hotdog Salad

Some nasty shit that’s made with all the remenants of a terrible hot dog meal. All the fixings including the cheapest links possible are placed in a blender with water until a thick paste is formed. Someone may choose to eat the paste in exchange for immunity from ridicule for the rest of the calendar year.

Man, they really are giving Patrick shit. He should have eaten the Hotdog Salad.

by Hotdog Salad November 29, 2017