Frozen Hot Dog Spill

Frozen hot dog spill

A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.

"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”

by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025

hot dog

the dude who dances like crazy

origin:

snapchat filter 2016-7

rip hotdog 2018

did you see that dancing hot dog boi?

where?
right behind u
*hotdog appears*
OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT ABORT

by gamephoneguy February 11, 2018

French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.

It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.

by Kuroranj proofs John and Amber July 4, 2022

no hot dog

a more in depth way of saying “no cap, no glizzy, no kizzy”

bro no hot dog they were doing incest last night. yes bro like no hot dog

by cjcjxb November 26, 2020

Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

hot-dog

another slang term for a hypodermic needle, used in the injection of narcotics.

I'll have to sharpen my hot-dog if I'm going to be able to find a vein, today.

by DanielP January 3, 2008

The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.

I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it i little too much

by NastyLover May 13, 2020