Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Hoings

Multiple ho’s doing something.

The hoings are rising, and they aren’t cheap.

by NotAGnimp April 30, 2025

Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

by loiterer February 5, 2026

Hosing

To urinate with great force.

The man was hosing because he was in a rush.

by ChanceHasNoChance February 23, 2026

Hoying

The action of having sexual intercourse.

John was hoying Sarah last night!

by blackniggerwholoveskoolaid June 30, 2025

Hoging it

To get your penis fucking demolished by a very fat bitch with a huge ass and tits when she sits on it

Bro: yo what did you do last night
Me: my girl was hoging it all night
Bro: dude are you okay

by Bifatniggaraper July 8, 2025