the best girlfriend ever, everything about her is the best of the best and no one compares to how fantastic she is, unbelievably beautiful and the only thing you could ever want in life.
"your totally simping over Hazel"
"How is hazel so freaking hot"
"i wish i was hazel"
"hazel is the most beautiful girl in existence"
"How is hazel so freaking hot"
"i wish i was hazel"
"hazel is the most beautiful girl in existence"
by lawrence11 October 30, 2020
Get the Hazel mug.Heels that should be ONLY worn at church. The heel itself is thin and only about one inch tall. They also may have an unattractive cheap bow on them. These heels should NEVER be worn, unless you're going to church. If you still can't classify what a church heel is, Its the heels you'd see at church as opposed to the heels you'd see at a club. They are pretty much heels that are worn by preteens to church. No grown women should be wearing them or own them really.
This fashion mistake is very popular among teens whose parents don't buy them heels but since they want to look "sexy" and/or "fit in" they will wear their church heels when they go out. The heels usually don't go with the outfit at all.
This fashion mistake is very popular among teens whose parents don't buy them heels but since they want to look "sexy" and/or "fit in" they will wear their church heels when they go out. The heels usually don't go with the outfit at all.
*Girls night out*
Jessica: Your outfit looks great, but what's up with your shoes?
Rebecca: What's wrong with them?
Jessica: It looks like you got them from your 12 year old sister's closet.
- In conclusion, church heels look weird to wear anywhere but church and/or a funeral.
Jessica: Your outfit looks great, but what's up with your shoes?
Rebecca: What's wrong with them?
Jessica: It looks like you got them from your 12 year old sister's closet.
- In conclusion, church heels look weird to wear anywhere but church and/or a funeral.
by I'm Just Saying July 9, 2010
Get the Church Heels mug.A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.
"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."
by JellySnake February 10, 2014
Get the high-heeled groin mug.when a person has rather large heels on their shoes, commonly made from foam. On rare occasions it can be made from plastic covered in leather.
by kerryann fisher June 14, 2008
Get the spong bob foam heel mug.A girl that's wild, smoking hot, and out for a good time. She does what she wants, isn't afraid of danger, and lives for adrenaline. Many men will fall for her, hoping to tame her wild spirits and claim her, but they always end up with broken hearts. She can ruin a man's life all while leaving him wanting more.
Described by Pop Evil: Boss's Daughter-
"That girl, she's a loaded gun
Gonna take 'em out, take 'em one by one
She knows when she's dressed to kill
She'll put a bullet in your heart just to feel the thrill
She walks like she's walkin' on water
She moves like the boss's daughter
She rides like a '67 Chevy
In her drop top red and white and blue
...
Cuz she's hell on heels
And she turns my wheels
With her devil smile and her angel eyes
She got me all hypnotized
And she's hell on heels"
Also see:
My Darkest Days- Move Your Body
Described by Pop Evil: Boss's Daughter-
"That girl, she's a loaded gun
Gonna take 'em out, take 'em one by one
She knows when she's dressed to kill
She'll put a bullet in your heart just to feel the thrill
She walks like she's walkin' on water
She moves like the boss's daughter
She rides like a '67 Chevy
In her drop top red and white and blue
...
Cuz she's hell on heels
And she turns my wheels
With her devil smile and her angel eyes
She got me all hypnotized
And she's hell on heels"
Also see:
My Darkest Days- Move Your Body
by dict-ator June 8, 2019
Get the hell on heels mug.Backwoods hillbilly town known for creating people of impeccable character, incredible humor, and dashing good looks.
by Smitrick February 7, 2010
Get the Hazeltuckey mug.Hazel's are generally likable girls when you first meet them, with tinkling giggles, and charming smiles. Hazel is very beautiful, and stylish. However, once you spend a certain amount of time with a Hazel, you often find that she is shallow, selfish, and vain. Most everyone will find this, excluding whichever guy Hazel currently is pining after. Said guy don't usually care that she's shallow, selfish and vain, since she gives them her full attention and is extremely playful towards them. Hazel can often be described as a tease to those who know her best. But don't get the wrong idea, underneath all of those negative things, is a sensitive girl who has her own well-being at heart. She's just trying to survive with minimum damage, no matter the people she hurts along the way.
A: Does Hazel have a new boyfriend?
B: Yeah...
A: She's had a lot of boyfriends...
B: I'm neither confirming, nor denying that fact.
B: Yeah...
A: She's had a lot of boyfriends...
B: I'm neither confirming, nor denying that fact.
by PrincessPea04 May 1, 2019
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