Hand Job From God

When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"

I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.

or

Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.

by Maggot11 January 10, 2012

Hand Job

The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.

My girlfriend and I were hanging out. I'd never had a hand job so I decided to make her a little horny by making out with her. As soon as you know it my pants are off and my penis is in her hand. As shes moves her hand up and down I start to cum. Best hand job ever.

by Dan Edward. September 27, 2008

hand job party

A gathering of police officers standing around their sqaud cars socializing. There are usually two or more vehicles and a 'handful' officers.

Ex 1: Hey! Hide the joint, there is a hand job party to the left.

Ex 2: I would not have been arrested if that pig hand't wandered away from her/his hand job party and spotted me.

by j.ha August 31, 2008

Hand job

When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.

My girlfriend gives an amazing hand job, she let's me cum on her.

by Naughty Girl August 4, 2005

hulu and handjobs

Like netflix and chill, and amazon and anal but with more sexual activity.

Sharkisha: Wanna come over for netflix and chill tonight?
Quan: Nah..
Skarkisha: How bout some Amazon and Anal?
Quan : No sorry
Skarkisha: Fine maybe some hulu and handjobs?
Quan: Yes of course!

by Layla76543 March 22, 2016

Handjobbery

When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.

Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.

by sandman913 September 28, 2013

handjog

adjective

a) a typo of the word "handjob"
b) A handjob that is the equivalent of sexy jogging to a girl... its pace isnt too fast and not too slow, but still easier when going down

My boyfriend is teaching me how to give a handjog today, he says im getting out of shape.

handjob jog

by dsnfyndn July 27, 2011