hessen

The hot you met at school. He is everybody’s friend. He stands up for the small kid makes fun of the bully. He is also super funny.

Did you see that hot kid Hessen. Ya he beat up that bully.

by Chexmix November 25, 2019

Dennis Hastert

The current house speaker (R-Ill). Not previously defined in the Urban Dictionary since he is generally such a quiet and un-noticed political entity. Unlike such prior falmboyant figures as Newt Gingrich and other republican gems who have crashed and burned, he accomplishes approximately as much without being noticed...a rather huge accomplishment in the field of politics.

Dennis who?????

by Ted June 13, 2004

hesse

some sort of molesterish creep that one middle school has hired for a music teacher. no one knows why. everyone crys. i no how to ryme. i can do it on a dime.
yea im done
but still
he hasn't won
the battle
on top of
my cattle
because she pooped
on his head
which he scooped
inside his bed.

WHOA MAN, i got hesse, dude, shit. im leaving school

by cumnugget October 16, 2008

Heater

An inanimate object that emits heat and talks to you when you are alone and tells you very mean things. Best way to get rid of it is to kick it.

I was sitting in my room, then my heater started.

by Varishmere April 22, 2011

space heater

Another name for a woman's vagina

"Back off dude! I know all you want is to git up in my space heater and I ain't having it!"

by OhH41 January 1, 2012

Heater

huge zit protruding from your body. NASTY!

look at the heater on your frickin head!

by Rusty Bedsprings December 28, 2005

Hessek

Russian for "Being full of SHIT".

I don't believe anything that guy says, he is so HESSEK!!

by Rick's Mom January 7, 2005