Hairy Donk

Another word for Butt Chin.

“That dude back their had a seriously huge hairy donk!”

by Killer Steam Car February 5, 2019

hairy anus

Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD

by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018

Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018

Hairy Fondue

The act of skewering pieces of food and shoving them inside a man's anus then feeding it to him.

I gave my boyfriend a hairy fondue and he loved it.

by AlphonsoPinaColada April 17, 2009

Hairy taco

A woman’s labia majora, the outer lips covered with pubic hair.

Her hairy taco was on display.

by Medic98 April 14, 2018