Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020

Hairy Pooter

Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.

GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter

by Papasmurf2 May 31, 2020

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there

My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat

by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

hairy walrus

Is a hairy vagina

dammmmmmnnn she got a hairy walrus

by potatototo123 April 6, 2017

Hairy Duncan

In Slavic nation when you dip bird in glazed ponchkie then slide 2 zloty for blowjie

When one man dips the tip of penis inside of doughnut (preferably jelly filled) and then receives oral happiness from lucky female individual.

As Gopnik I am obligated to receive Hairy Duncan from lesser Gopnitsa on regular. She required to slav squat down and receive beautiful polish gift. Hairy Duncan.

by Slavnonymous April 19, 2018

hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.

Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!

by ZebraP May 22, 2017

Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017