Government Shitdown

What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall.
Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.

Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?"
Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."

by A Idiot in a Village January 18, 2019

government

Someone's full name. (First, middle, and last)

Friend: 'Hey CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN!'
Chris Brown: 'Damn nigga why you gotta be shouting out my government like that?'

by xtonks February 11, 2009

$40 Government Mule

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass

Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!

by electromatt May 24, 2018

Government

1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.

However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.

by dragongirl253 September 1, 2012

Government

A ruling organization known for its White Lies.

Government: "Man, the gubment (sic) done stole all my money then turned around saying I owed THEM! Maaaan, aint that some shit?!? Where's my 40 acres and a mule?!?"

by slodaddio June 6, 2013

Government issued ID

What you need in order to be human and therefore be part of humanity and therefore vote in elections.

Government issued ID cannot be racist since its meaningless to ask, for example, a skunk, a groundhog or a raccoon or any other animal for that matter, to provide you with their own government issued ID. So it must stand to reason that only humans with the proper government issued ID should be able to vote.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2021

Governerd

One who lives in Governors Hall at the University At Buffalo. More specifically, Roosevelt Hall, the Honors Freshman Residence Hall. This building is populated by some of the smartest Undergraduate Students at SUNY Buffalo and is one of the best communities to live in on campus.

Proud to be a governerd! #governerds4life

by honorscollege November 30, 2011