Goober

Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"

by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

Goober

A polite way of calling some one a fuckwit; in a mire chreky but meaningful way

“Mate can you stop being a goober we are trying to work here”

by Cheeky nana June 14, 2018

Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018

goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn

Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap

by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019

Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....

"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."

by Spitonitpaw September 5, 2018

Goober

Loveable, silly cute person

Saif is the biggest goober
That's why he's the bestest

by Saifrine June 5, 2018

Goofy Goober

Codeword for "I like getting pegged" (note that everything said in the rest of the sentence has no relevance.)

You are such a goofy goober!

by GOOFERGOOBY August 16, 2022