Glizzy Gobbler

A term you call you friend when he shoves a sausage up his throat

AYOOOO THIS DUDE A GLIZZY GOBBLER

by SLOMO V October 28, 2020

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

The Spicy Gobbler

When you get a female to eat a bunch of spicy food (ghost peppers, hot sauce, ...etc) before performing oral sex, to get that extra spicy stimulation.

Yeah last night I saw the fittest 10, but I was feeling a bit testy so I got her to give me The Spicy Gobbler.

by Daddygroove February 27, 2021

Knob Gobbler

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.

I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.

by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

My little brother Gabriel

Gabes the Glizzy Gobbler

Gabe will Gobble your Glizzy

by Hatersgonnahateboyyyy March 5, 2021

glizzy gobbler

a glizzy = a willie
gobbler = eating
should be enoiugh of an explantation
unless you are a dumb whore

that whore is such a glizzy gobbler

by shclong destroyer March 6, 2021

Glizzy Gobbler

When a man is down to go to a Con and then is down to spend 10 bucks for a burnt ass glizzy served by the homie Jesse

Jesse: Damn armani you want this glizzy???

Armani: Fuck yeah i want this glizzy! IM THE GLIZZY GOBBLER!

by Lady Of Luminosity July 12, 2022