Goalie sub

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.

Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.

by Zeecatman August 19, 2010

goalie run

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?

hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"

by Goalkeeper00 August 19, 2012

Goalied

When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area

"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"

by Urirrelevantbitch June 4, 2015

Goaltending

When you try to prevent your crush from dating a different guy.

John sucks, that's why I was goaltending.

by Jrandtheman November 29, 2015

Goaltending

When you try to prevent your crush from dating a different guy.

John sucks, that's why I was goaltending.

by Jrandtheman November 29, 2015

Goalworthy

When a somethnig is worthy of becoming a goal.

We do too many goalworthy things.

by LordAGames December 13, 2016

goals on fleek

When a person has their aspirations in check.

Damn Ariana you got 'em goals on fleek.

by Peetaaaaa January 23, 2017