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morning glory

a mans 'early morning joy', often rudely awakening the wife, girlfriend or some slag they picked up a few hours before.
His morning glory was as appealing as his morning breath

Morning Glory

To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.
"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."
Morning Glory by fastcatmiles January 6, 2014

American Glory Cakes 

Anything that would considered an English Muffin.
"These American Glory Cakes are really good."

bound for glory 

A hobo term meaning you are hoping on a train but you don't know where it is going (and you don't care).
I'm bound for glory
"This train is bound for glory" - Woody Guthrie

Spicy morning glory 

Spicy morning glory, describes the surprising immolation effects on a penis, owing to morning bareback anal, following a clandestine evening trip for suicide wings by the receiver.
I wish my partner had told me about their fucking trip to Wild Wings last night. Instead of our usual wake up ass violation, I got a non consensual dose of spicy morning glory.

Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
Morning Glory by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008