gammon gates

Similar to gammon curtains, gammon gates are the female undercarriage, the flaps if you will

See also squish mitten

I put my hand down her panties and fondled her gammon gates which were astride her panties

While resting my eyes (sleepng) after a particulrly energetic shagging sesh, she flopped her gammon gates over my nose - I almost tossed my noodles due to the pungent stench

see also stench trench

by Jason Zombie October 15, 2009

Dean Gaiser

A name from the heart of Germany itself. The earliest record of the name Dean Gaiser was at a nazi youth camp where Zoey Brooken and Thomas Gaiser conseived a child and named him Dean Gaiser. Legend has it that any person with the name Dean Gaiser is blessed with the power of the Furhür himself. If you meet a Dean Gaiser you should probaly Seig Heil.

I meet a Dean Gaiser today. Maybe humanity has a shot after all.

by Penguinooo November 23, 2016

Cheese Gating

Common misspelling of "Cheese Grating"

The act of grating cheese into fine slices.

Hi darling, the Cheese Gating needs doing.

by jns7 May 13, 2020

Bill Gates

A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.

Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.

by Porky Blunder March 3, 2021

The Red Gates

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.

Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”

by Kitten.jpg June 5, 2018

pearly gates

where st. peter awaits you. you will have to go thru the pearly gates to join tupac and biggy in the sky

tupac went thru the pearly's

by alfi February 26, 2004