Gabe Is a babe. Gabes are usually unrealistically attractive and most defiantly dyslexic. Gabes often have great personalities that are unbeatable by others. Gabes hold the characteristics that others lack in themselves and fill in the cracks of the people around them. Gabes make great partners despite their total lack of confidence to talk to the girl they like. Gabes have the cuteness of puppies and the charm of a diamond. Gabes, once again, are babes.
by the man from state farm July 24, 2020

The lamest person ever. He is really annoying and needs help with his drug addiction becuz he is constantly high. also he probably part of the illuminati. He will most likely still be living in his parents basement playing video games when he is thirty. He is the absolute worst person ever, he absolutely SUCKS! He needs a life... never EVER become friends with a gabe. He will ruin ur life.
Guy one: ugh, my life sucks!
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?
by jammer283442 October 24, 2018

Gabe is just Gabe, a sarcastic weirdo that can make you laugh your eyes out. However he is not as tough as he seems and needs his friends by his side!
by Jemimaa1 September 3, 2019

Generally seen as short, long hair, looks like a girl from behind, and has a crippling drug addiction. Also a bitchass motherfucker who likes underage girls.
by #1 Gabe Hater February 26, 2025

Gabe is a masculine name that means "hero of god". Gabe is one of the seven archangels sent from heaven to tell Mary of her pregnancy with Jesus. The name Gabe shows strength and a strong will to do something. If a Gabe is determined, Gabe will succeed with "flying colors". Gabes are also kindhearted and gentle, even if they don't let you see it.
by Edward Clownfish October 27, 2022

Gabe is a guy who is guaranteed to leave you with a WAP. He’s fine wearing any random tank top with shorts but only shorts that hide his massive cock. He is extremely humble and doesn’t like people knowing what he’s working on. You’re lucky to know a Gabe because he’s thinking about how he can be better for all his friends.
Everytime I see Gabe I can’t help but get wet.
Damn I wish I could be Gabe.
Why haven’t I heard from Gabe in forever?
Damn I wish I could be Gabe.
Why haven’t I heard from Gabe in forever?
by Yeah1234523 August 25, 2020
