He’s gay as fuck and jacks off to jadon tatum he slays cock because he’s a faggot his last name is couch
by Nibbaking May 1, 2020
Get the Griffinmug. 
by Mofo edga January 6, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. A Griffin is a mythical beast, it is half lion and half eagle, since it is not real we don’t know how it should look like if it was real, what I think it would look like it would have a head of an eagle, body of a lion and huge wings the color of the body (head is white. And body brown, also tail looks like a fan-)
John: Hey! What’s your favorite mythical creature?
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
Alice: A griffin!
John: What are those?
Alice: They are half lion half eagle
John: Cool!
by LilyCat!<3 August 28, 2022
Get the Griffinmug. A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
Get the Peter Griffin Tacticmug. Griffin Russell is a great person loves everyone is very funny and sarcastic and can be inappropriate at time but that’s the best of him and loves his friends.
by Awesome kid 12345 April 23, 2018
Get the Griffin Russellmug. Guy 1 : Damn, that Griffin guy has the smallest cock I have ever seen.
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
by Shral October 23, 2022
Get the Griffinmug.