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Gabe

A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.

A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 2, 2019
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Gabe

Gabe’s are the most misunderstood people in the world. While some people think that they have an ego (ahem makayla) others think that Gabe’s are great friends with a genuine good heart. They are there for you all the time and they will do whatever they have to do for their friends to live a great life
Hey Gabe
by Randomperson1101 March 17, 2022
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Gabe

My Significant Other Is AWEEEEEEEEEESOME! His name is Gabe!
by Cripplpppplll July 5, 2019
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Gabe

Ugly bitch who probably hates themselves. Definition of an asshole and should die
Ew it's Gabe
by Natalie Cross September 24, 2022
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Gabe

I man with a tiny penis probably has the exact millimeters of a 9 mill of cock
Gabe has a tiny penis
by The_Polish_Seal May 18, 2022
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

"Oh, dear Gabe Save us!"
by Silent Blade October 5, 2019
mugGet the Gabemug.

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