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flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.
She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.
by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011
mugGet the flaming blowmug.

flaming fudgebag

noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.
"The boss handed me another flaming fudgebag this morning".
by Gary McLean September 5, 2008
mugGet the flaming fudgebagmug.

flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"
Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!
by Dibin October 18, 2010
mugGet the flaming jackassmug.

FLAME-ignon

A type of food eaten in hell
After going to hell for getting a misdemeanor, Louis Romeo sat down to a nice dinner of FLAME-ignon
by Loose February 21, 2008
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Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation
Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night
by Plehh April 10, 2017
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Flaming Freddie

The act of setting a girl's vagina on fire, then having sex with it.
Guy 1 "So what did you do with Jess last night?"

Guy 2 "I gave her a Flaming Freddie"
by Kwamo September 22, 2010
mugGet the Flaming Freddiemug.

Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.
Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.
by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010
mugGet the Flaming Slongmug.

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