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Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.
I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.
by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010
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FLASH IN THE PAN

1. A Project, person etc that enjoys only short lived success.
2. Something which disappoints by failing to deliver anything of value, despite a showy beginning
Origin
This originally had a literal meaning, i.e. a real flash in a real pan. Muskets used to have small pans to hold the gunpowder charge. An attempt to fire the musket in which the gunpowder flared up without firing a bullet would be called a 'flash in the pan'.
origin, The term is known since the late 17th century. Elkanah Settle, in Reflections on several of Mr. Dryden's plays 1687, had this to say:
"although the group had a number one hit, it was only a one hit wonder making them a flash in the pan."

"If Cannons were so well bred in his Metaphor as only to flash in the Pan, I dare lay an even wager that Mr. Dryden durst venture to Sea."
by johnny english2 January 23, 2007
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Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
by flying gamose February 23, 2018
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Pride Flag

The pride flag has straight lines so all you lbgt people got to sign a petition for bent lines
Oi have you seen how straight the pride flag is
by bds_2007 November 11, 2019
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jazz flaps

Those delicious wet lips between the thighs of a ripe young woman.
God, I'd love to have a nosh on Jenny's jazz flaps
by cuffers July 9, 2010
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Side-Flail

Side flailing is a flail within a flail. Which is very intense. You don't know what the fucks going on. A whole day could be a flail with many little flails in it. This usually happens after two plus days of being awake while high on crystal meth! The tweakers who experience this dream like state are known as jib tech warriors
Example of someone being in a side-flail You don't feel like yourself and as if you are watching yourself. You don't even know how you're moving your body parts. Robotic. Spaced out. This is considered flailing. Then you will suddenly decide to read your horoscope which turns into hours of learning and reading about astrology. Then you snap out of it and don't remember anything you had just read or where the hours went.

"Side flailing is crazy.....I wonder if the things you think you did you actually did. Or maybe I did do them and it feels like I didn't. So I question whether these things were done. Maybe I was just dreaming? So many life mysteries. These wonders make my head hurt......:S"
by JTWP October 14, 2011
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Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."
"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."
by Snarky48 June 17, 2013
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