A-Fine Theory

n. A theory, created by several residents of Boozemont, which states that every time a joke is killed, the loss of a man's virginity is prolonged for another ten years.

"Don't worry, bro. As long as you're not a brown-nosing son of a bitch, you can't commence the A-Fine Theory."

by afinesux May 23, 2008

it's fine

Something said when someone is offended and not actually fine, typically by women.

Dan: I'm sorry babe. I never meant to disrespect-
Ibesha: IT'S FINE. Really, it's fine. I just rly wanted chicken nuggets.
*Dan did not wake up the following day*

by Neytari June 1, 2018

optimus fine

an ex (normally a guy) who's all scruffy-assed when they're with you, then the second you break up; he decides to TRANSFORM into a smooth, goodlookin' gentleman...

Girl: OMG that guy over there, Jamie is like soo hot!
Jamie's ex: Jamie? Nah - he a scruff. *turns around* WHAT THE HELL?!
Girl: I know right? BUFF!
Jamie's ex: Stupid optimus fine.

by nojuststop December 8, 2013

Mr. Perfectly Fine

Someone who promised not to leave but then leaves anyway. And soon enough, he's got his arm 'round a brand new girl, and while you're picking up your heart he's been pickin' up her.

Hello Mr. Perfectly Fine, how's your heart after breaking mine?

by ConeyIslandGirl.xx June 7, 2021

hella fine

What someone says when they think somebody else is hot and sexy.

Damn. That girl is hella fine.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 5, 2018

Chris Fine

Also known as Chris Pine, the actor who plays Captain James Tiberius ("that's the worst!") Kirk in the 2009 reboot film of Star Trek. He used to co-star in cutesy romcoms with Lindsay Lohan and Anne Hathaway, but has since upgraded his profile. Now he spends his time being an intergalactic badass and engaging in bromantics with Zachary Quinto.

Will also respond to C. Fine and Captain Fine.

Guy: The new Star Trek is awesome! Especially that new guy, Chris Pine.

Girl: The man's name is Chris FINE, motherfucka. Don't get it twisted.

by Oh No She Didn't June 8, 2009

it's fine

acting nice so as not to hurt someone's feelings but not really wanting to

1. usually said by a girl
2. saying that it's fine but not really meaning it

boyfriend: i'm sorry i couldn't take you out on our anniversary that we've been planning for weeks, something came up
girlfriend: it's fine.

by eustacia June 11, 2006