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Bangkok fever

Uninhibited alcohol consumption often resulting in pregnancy and/or VD. Known to be contracted in/around Khao San Road after numerous Changs and/or buckets of Samsung, Coke, and Redbull. Symptoms of Bangkok Fever are memory loss, multiple bruises, and shame.
"Damn, I just went to the doctor after my trip to Bangkok and realized I've got a bad case of the herp. It must be a result of my Bangkok fever which forced me to mingle with all those transexual Thai prostitutes."
by Bangin'inBangkok May 2, 2012
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booty fever

Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.
*A group of friends talks over lunch.*

John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."

Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."

Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."

John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."

Max: "It is..."

*pause*

All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
by drunkenuncle December 4, 2015
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Deaver fever

When you catch the fever you have the urge to high-five everyone you see.
For example: Molly: “Did you see that guy giving everyone high-fives?” John: “Yes he has Deaver Fever, it’s contagious
by Jobo nosey January 26, 2022
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Idiot Fever

1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.

2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.

2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
by CheTaylor September 7, 2020
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McGuffie Fever

The urge to hurdle over anything while yelling "McGuffie!"
Me: Hey, I think my roommate and her boyfriend have McGuffie Fever.
Friend 1: Why do you say that?
Me: (*points to roommate*)
Roommate: *runs and hurdles over a bench* while yelling, "McGuffie!"
by OGMcGuffieFever November 8, 2009
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Rez Fever

A person who has a sexual fetish or fetish in general for Native Americans. "Rez" is short for Reservation which is where they tend to live on.
Dylan's favorite movie is Pocahontas because he has Rez Fever.
by Unlocked-Character September 30, 2020
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riser fever

A bad case of anticipation anxiety that leads to unnecessary rash or otherwise quick decisions.
Jeremy’s riser fever got the best of him, he took the big test a week early and failed it because he wasn’t ready.
by blueking6 November 21, 2022
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