Hippo Fever

The undeniable and heartwarming sensation of feeling attraction to big girls.

Nigga, you into Shaquanda?
Yeah man, I got hippo fever.

by chinbinshin January 2, 2014

Goose Fever

Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.

After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.

by davax August 9, 2015

Fandom Fever

When a person can only think about their new favorite thing , annoying themselves and everyone else.

Person 1: Hew wheres Jane?
Person 2: Oh, she stayed home, shes suffering from a bad fandom fever
Person 1: oh, so she stayed home to watch that new anime. Gotcha.

by wolfgirljas October 4, 2016

booty fever

Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.

*A group of friends talks over lunch.*

John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."

Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."

Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."

John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."

Max: "It is..."

*pause*

All three, in unison: "Booty fever."

by drunkenuncle December 4, 2015

triplet fever

A rut in which a woman decide to have multiple births.

I think my parents are having triplet fever.

by Skip6 November 15, 2018

2K Fever

A horrible, often fatal disease when one wants to destroy their opponent in NBA 2K. It often keeps you up at night and one cannot focus. It is usually after a 2K session where an opponent hit a stupid shot at the buzzer to win the game. Also called a '2K Itch'

Josh has had 2K fever since he lost to a contested 3 pointer buzzer by Garrett Temple.

by Watson4MVP November 20, 2018

Uranium Fever

Uranium fever is another word for cancer, usually used after someone has been through chemo therapy. Particularly used as an insult.

Teacher: Max won't be coming to school for a week, he has just been through chemo therapy.

Alex: Max just has Uranium Fever lol.

by Dakiji November 8, 2018