cracker farm

cracker farm
When I lived in Oklahoma we had an employee that went nuts and tried to kill himself.
We did not here from him for a while but one day he called the office and explained that he was in the "Cracker Farm"
that"s the first time I heard a mental facility called a "Cracker Farm"
so from that point on we all at the office used the term to refer to a nut house or mentel facility.

Hey This is john doe < how you guys doing? oh I am ok i am in the Cracker farm down in Cement , oklahoma.

by crackerbreaker December 12, 2013

farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.

Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck

by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019

The Squirrel Farm

The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.

Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.

Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.

by Jaeto February 10, 2010

Cum farm

When you cum on a rag every day for months and it grows fungi on it like mushrooms for example.

Walter: Why the hell is there a mushroom in your room!!!

Rick: Chill, it’s fine. I’m starting a cum farm to make a mushroom garden in my room

by Slang.com773 March 14, 2020

Pipe Farm

A metaphorical place you take a chick to pipe.

Friend: I went out with Eileen last night.
Me: Did you take her to the Pipe Farm?

by Pork Tines May 11, 2010

Farm Songs

Country Music

Young daughter: Hey dad, why are we listening to farm songs?

Dad: Well, I guess someone left the radio on the country music station sweetie. I'll change it.

by iphonedaily June 15, 2009

Tree Farm

Noun.
Refers to pubic hair/ pubes.

Wow, check out the trimming on my tree farm!

by Offrey J June 17, 2006