Falcon Goggles

A crippling condition inflicted upon male cadets of the US Air Force Academy that:

1. Causes female cadets that would be average or unattractive anywhere else to appear acceptably attractive, or worse, hot (see golden pussy syndrome, fool's golden pussy syndrome);

2. Causes any female not wearing a military uniform (which, by the way, makes any woman seem unattractive despite any original attractiveness) to appear far more attractive than reality would suggest;

3. May be abbreviated as "foggles", and when coupled with beer goggles, cause the victim to become foboogled, in which case he's probably going to hook up with a very ugly chick sometime soon.

1. Riley is a 5 to most people, but among cadets with Falcon Goggles, she becomes a 7.

2. Justin's Falcon Goggles gives him an irresistible urge to hit on any civilian chick he sees.

3. Cadet X: "I can't believe you hooked up with Kimmie last night. That bitch isn't remotely cute."

Cadet Y: "Dude I was so drunk I barely remember what she looks like."

Cadet X: "Sounds like you were foboogled then. How unfortunate."

Cadet Y: "I don't care man. Still got me dick wet."

by Definitely Not Cadet Y October 4, 2013

Falconer

Knower of all things. A know it all

Don't be such a falconer bro!

by Champ Longfellow April 16, 2015

Falconbridge

Falconbridge a peaceful quiet town. With a few rednecks, Falconbridge is a very nice town with friendly people. A great place to move to, and to raise a family. Everyday you will see somebody walking around the roads. Although some roads may be crappy due to the heavy slurry trucks, it’s still safe to walk around. Every Friday at 1:30 an alarm goes off for the smelter, that May startle you. Falconbridge, the end of Falconbridge Rd. the population of 670+ people. Falconbridge is a wonderful community.

“Hey where do you live?” “I live in Falconbridge!”.

by Cheesy hamster September 21, 2020

jimmy fallon stan

a fan of jimmy fallon, host of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. see falpal

i saw a jimmy fallon stan on twitter today. their fandom so pure.

by doyoulikemyhandle March 1, 2020

Pulling a Fallon

When an unsuspecting sexually repressed male falls prey to a clever succubus type female, usually found on myspace, inducing him to have unprotected sex with her, only to magically find that some relatively short period later, she's pregnant and it "could" be his. Her "timeline" of previous sexual partners and ultrasound photos more than clearly cast a shadow of doubt on the aforementioned repressed male's less than legitimate claim to fatherhood. This is predated by a screening process whereby the female cleverly ascertains his accumulated wealth and propensity to not shy away from responsibility, including, but not limited to, fatherhood. The female usually has less than admirable career goals, usually working some dead end job at a mall store, turning the unsuspecting male into a de facto sugar daddy.

Dude, she is pulling a Fallon on his ass!

Yo bro, I wouldn't mess with that broad, she about to be pulling a Fallon on your trust fund ass.

I'd give her 3:1 odds shes pulling a Fallon on him.

by Will the Thrill Ferreira July 31, 2007

Peanut butter falcon drink

A alcoholic drink consisting of half peanut butter whiskey and half rootbeer

Hey can I get a peanut butter falcon drink from the bar

by Drunkologist December 28, 2021

Fallon

An incredibly smart and nice girl. Usually blonde, tall, and blue eyed. Loves waffles. She can be bossy and loud at times. She's usually lesbian. Has boobs the size of an entire state. Overall, Fallon's are pack leaders and everyone follows them. :)

Wow wow wow Fallon told me I was in the group!

Aww man you lucky!

I know to bad she's lesbian.

by Nobodyspexcial September 27, 2013