a word used to describe a feeling or emotion you cannot properly explain. or something cool and interesting that you want to explain in extreme ways.
by brittney fetus slaughter iii September 28, 2022
Get the funkymug. A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.
(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....
by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012
Get the Funky Chewbaccamug. by yeetersonskeeters April 7, 2021
Get the funky chunkmug. by Pretzel silly April 21, 2023
Get the Funkymug. a state, where you’re drunk and everything seems fun, but still being sober enough to have “the time of your life” by for example dancing or singing karaoke. This condition can often be seen in white girls, especially taylor swift fans…
for example juliær is singing to taylor swift after a bottle of hugo and being funky - “juliær is so funky right now!!”
by VeganAstroMaus1312 August 6, 2022
Get the being funkymug. by Ashia101 August 28, 2021
Get the Funkymug. The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.
I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.
by Emogaz June 2, 2020
Get the Funky dessertmug.