chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008

them fuckers

any corporation or employee of a company that does something you find unsatisfactory

them fuckers at comcast keep charging me more just to watch the same bullshit

by ppssffftttt September 23, 2009

Turtle Fucker

n. A poorly functioning computer

Person 1: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2: No. My computer is being a turtle fucker.

by Cookies for Pilgrims May 9, 2009

fossil fucker

someone who fucks older women or men 20 yrs or older than them.

jennifer, Why are you fucking my dad?
Kim, Im a fossil fucker and I want to thats why.

by funny chick February 26, 2009

nipple fucker

A man who sticks his dick into a girls nipple

That kid from Santa Rosa is great nipple fucker!

by 12logan121 January 21, 2010

Christ fucker

Someone who uses religion for alternative means. To achieve an alternate goal outside of the religions prescribed motives.

That car salesman is just wearing a crucifix because he wants to get all the old-ladies to by from him. What a Christ fucker!

George Bush is a Christ fucker.

by Shming80 January 24, 2011

donkey fucker

One who inserts his penis in a donkey anally or viginally. Also sucks on donkey balls as a form of foreplay.

Misterjla is a donkeyfucker.
Whomod is a donkeyfucker.

by Sylvester Stallone March 31, 2004