fred carmody

a kid with a small penis who likes tulli and is not very awesome! thanks to claire. fatty, just like his mothers gluteus maximus

that kid with down syndrome is such a fred carmody

by A NON HUGO August 7, 2022

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Get the fred carmodymug.

the head Fred

The person in charge.

"who's the head Fred over there?"

by The head Fred June 22, 2025

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Get the the head Fredmug.

Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.

Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that

by salad bar ho April 1, 2017

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