Noun: An act in which a man or a woman kneels down and then tilts their head to have their open mouth toward the ceiling. Another person then straddles the kneeling person(the fountain)'s face, so that their anus is atop the fountain's forehead and their genitals facing towards the fountain's mouth.
The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
The person is then to begin urination into the fountain's mouth, at which point the fountain begins the gargle the urine. The person is then to push a small amount of fecal matter from their anus onto the fountain's forehead and then draw a cross shape on the fountains forehead, reminiscent of drawing a cross on someone's forehead on Ash Tuesday, hence the name 'A Maderno Fountain', as the Maderno Fountain is a fountain in Saint Peter's square.
"Mate he's a proper creepy cunt, he probably gets off to people making him into A Maderno Fountain."
by Grumblebumble November 24, 2021
Get the A Maderno Fountain.mug. by MaiaFlowers September 19, 2019
Get the Fountainmug. by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024
Get the Ear fountainmug. A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, and spits the cum into Person B's mouth.
by bichasse May 27, 2016
Get the Splitsville Fountainmug. The act of a man urinating into a woman's mouth while she urinates onto another partner. The partner may urinate however he or she likes to give it a better effect. Ideally the top man will be standing. The middle person will be on their knees or squatting. And the bottom partner will be laying on their back, with their mouth open under the middle partners genitals.
Kelly, Clark & son had a family fun night. They decided to partake in an Ohio fountain stream. Clark pissed in Kelly's mouth, while Kelly pissed in son's mouth. Son just pissed on himself, (With a boner.)
by Bboybriguy November 9, 2019
Get the Ohio fountain streammug. by I like Casey March 14, 2014
Get the Casey Fountainmug. A cranberry fountain is when a man fingers a woman on her period with a flicking motion, causing menstrual blood to squirt upwards like a fountain
by Eshmansam May 5, 2025
Get the Cranberry Fountainmug.