donkey express

The steady stream of undesirable female one nights stands that a man encounters because he has no game and/or likes em big.

K-Hops has really been on the donkey express lately, hasn't he?

by Donkeyexpress March 19, 2006

straight talk express

an obscure, expedient, variant of the reverse cowgirl, usually performed on the right wing of a fighter jet

Yo, J. 'Cain just straight talk expressed that bitch all the way from Hanoi to Saigon. Damn son!

by Babraham Lincoln 6969 January 16, 2009

pizza express full

A place that is empty or with very few people inside

"Lets go here mate, its pizza express full, we'll get in easy!"

by D81 January 14, 2008

shitpig express

a huge honkin SUV

That shitpig express is so huge it took two parking spaces at the mall.

by miloby August 11, 2009

Dooger express

The act of giving oral to a female while having a dip ( a dooger) in your mouth.

I didn't want to waste a good dip so I let her ride the dooger express.

by Dooger man eat poo January 15, 2015

Double Double espresso

One way ticket to Hyperactivity and too much energy! Probably the best legal method of achieving ecstasy, it is uncomparable to anything else you have ever seen.

Should be ingested with caution, as it may result in excruciating pain to anyone who is not under the effect of another double double espresso.

Guy 1: hey, what are you drinking?
Coffee addict: A double double espresso!
Guy 2: I dont think thats good for you
Guy 1: Yeah, but I think its worse for us, Run!!!
Coffee Addict: WOOOO AHH AHHH AHHHHH BLADABUHDURABLEJUCAWAWADELIOTABUBUYELAKAKACUEHDHA!!!!

by Mischievous Cockroach March 14, 2010

Express

a place where metrosexuals feel at home in. They also have those amazing 60% off sales!

Metrosexual 1: Look, Express Men is having a sale!
Metrosexual 2: I see cashimere for cheap! *Runs toward store and grabs three sweaters*

by Jenova12 May 13, 2005