england

a place where knives are everywhere you also probably got ass teef the fucking english hate irish people

you are from england

by mmmm chez burger November 14, 2022

England

This is a region of the United Kingdom and it holds London in it
this place is absolutely violet
all the teens say "iNnIt"
THE FUCK thats supose to mean
tea is the only drink
toast and beans are the FUCKING WORST
the people dont brush there teeth
just go to Scotland or Wales
AND THE FUCK DOES "sPlEnDiD" MEAN

Guy1:Wanna go to England
Guy2: Hell naw

by יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ November 16, 2022

England

England is a fictional country formed in the 1700s by the newly founded American government to justify the mass homicide they committed on the Natives.

British people do not exist. They are just regular people who have been brainwashed by the American government to do the silly accent when people are around. When they are by themselves however they speak normally.

“yo man did you hear the queen of england died?”
“there was never a queen of england.”

by thereal_george_washington December 1, 2022

Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022

England's History

A truly depraved sexual act representing the history of England. The first act will start with agressive fucking, representing the bloody founding of England. Next, a session of BDSM will begin, which shall represent the medieval period of England. Next, the man shall pour a generous amount of English Breakfast tea on the woman's body, symbolising the great trade of tea in Britain. The man will then begin to allow his friends to take turns, representing the slave trade. The woman will begin to urinate upon the men's penises, which represents the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution. the man will begin to urinate on the woman's genitalia, representing the war of 1812. Then, the man fists the woman's anus, then the woman will fist the man's anus, in turn representing the first, and second world war. The man will then ejaculate upon the woman's face, representing Brexit.

Jack: Hey John! I heard that Franklin and Karen did England's History yesterday!
John: Really?
Franklin: Yeah bro! we did it all night!

by JohnSussy May 19, 2022

England

hey, so you're looking up the Three Lions? well, it's also a country part of the uk too!

ex 1. i'm going for England this year!
ex 2. england is part of the uk, not a country!

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 26, 2022

Tyler England

Hunky, Thick straight and Tall (Not really) - Master rapper and looks like Juice WRLD.

Hey is that Tyler England? Thick

by godhimselfnocaponlyfax April 1, 2022