Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.

Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."

by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016

clippy dippy

When she got the big clit, so she dip it in your ass instead

Sarah got a big pussy so you know we did that nasty clippy dippy

by Toni Danza69 January 14, 2017

soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards

Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.

by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017

squishy dishy

Squishy dishy basically means to be a rishikesh samant

Ex- oh stop being a squishy dishy

by hdjdbdhjd March 8, 2017

std dispenser

The act of having sex with multiple people and simoultaneously transmitting a sexually tranferable disease.

"Why are all the hot babes sick?"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"

by Psycadelicgamer March 25, 2017

togin disky

n. A poop that is really gross. n. A YouTuber

1: I had a Togin Disky after those burritos last night. 2: That Togin Disky is popular on YouTube

by MsU2bluver Is Cool May 11, 2017

Mi disp

In Italian slang "I'm sorry". It's an abbreviation of "mi dispiace", this means that a literal translation would be "I'm sor". It's the kind of slang that a rich lazy 13 yo girl would use while smoking light cigarettes in the school's bathroom during the p.e. class.

Girl 1: do you have a lighter?
Girl 2: no, mi disp!

Boy: hi do you know where the station is?
Girl: I have a boyfriend mi disp
Boy: what about the station?
Girl: get lost looser

by Fartward January 31, 2019