dinosauritis

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.

Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.

by havishanta February 10, 2010

dinosaur foot

A camel toe that has been there so long that it feels like it’s from the Jurassic period.

Deeper than a regular camel toe, deeper than a moose knuckle…

Your grandma has had a dinosaur foot since Nam.

by DJ jazzy Jules January 28, 2023

Dinosaur

The main character in the Google Chrome game you can play without Wifi.

"Hey have you heard of dinosaur?"
"Yeah, he's pretty cool."

by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019

Chocolate dinosaur

It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick

Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night

by Coaltrain666 September 19, 2022

DINOSAUR

Dinosaurs are ancient reptiles that walk around and say RAR. They were humongous, and they ate a truck ton of food. The T-rex, Triceratops, Stegosaurus, and Barney are all dinosaurs. Dinosaurs ranged in color, from tan, to red, to purple. Some had feathers, and others didn’t. A singular species of true dinosaurs still exists. They are usually found in Kentucky Ballistics videos, or at halloween time.

Bob: “RAAAAAR!”
Tom: “You’re a dinosaur.”
Bob: “I’m a dinosaur!”
Both: “YAAAAY.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022

dinosaur equipment

Dinosaur equipment can be classified as anything that is Strange or out of place, Or something funny.

(Must us hand signals)
Moving the hand in a Wave, and then Open palm, pulling your hand away from your face and Closing your fingers to touch at the tips.

kid 1: Your mom is Dumb.

kid 2: Dinosaur Equipment. (Using the signs)

by Spooki June 29, 2008