Depression-Coma

Depression-Coma is a slang term used to describe the perpetual feeling of sadness and loss of interest that is often associated with Major Depressive Disorder. Due to the static nature of such feelings, they are likened to a comatose state with regard to affect.

The gentleman has done nothing worthy of notice for the past month with exception to breathing. He seems to be in a bit of a depression-coma, if you will.

by SirWFC718 April 29, 2013

Vegas Depression

Also known as "VD" (commonly mistaken with venereal disease), Vegas Depression comes about about a month or less after coming home from a trip to Las Vegas. It will hit you out of the blue and it is hard to get rid of. A common symptom of VD is going onto Expedia.com or priceline.com to look at prices of trips. The only cure* to Vegas Depression is to go back to Vegas. VD is something you cannot get rid of no matter how many times you go.

*cure- meaning not so much of a cure but something to help the pain (only while you are in Vegas)

Tommy: "Yo, I have VD really bad!"

Will: "What the fuck, that's sick!"

Tommy: "No, I have Vegas depression. I was sitting at my shitty job today and it just hit me out of the blue."

Will: "Shit, I'm depressed now."

Tommy: "Oh well, I guess we can check prices on Expedia."

Will: "Word."

by Okyamot February 20, 2009

Meet the Depressed

another term for 'Meet the Press', an NBC political talk show that is slanted in favor of liberals; used to be hosted by good ole Tim Russert {RIP}, but now is poorly hosted by David Gregory

Boy, I sure miss Tim Russert on 'Meet the Depressed'. Now we're saddled with David Gregory every Sunday instead.

by Hardliner1269 March 10, 2011

Depression slice

A piece of pizza, ordered out of sadness, or feelings of unworthiness due to general appearance or recent behavior; generally bought at a pay-per-slice pizzeria

my girlfriend just broke up with me, want to grab a depression slice?

by DepressionSlice July 12, 2010

The Funnyman Depression

When you come back home from being the funny person in the group and you become depressed

Friend: Hey dude wanna go hangout?
Funnyman: Sorry dude, I'm kinda depressed I've got The Funnyman Depression

by The Funny August 17, 2020

fake depression

used for gaining the attention and attraction of anyone when sad, basically. Used most frequently during teen years.

That boy just told everyone he's gonna commit die!.
Relax, he's known for fake depression

by the apls_ October 10, 2019

Depressed kids

Common names for depressed kids are Aaron, Amaan, Dylan only Dylan Gordon tho and obviously lee Robertson.

Depressed kids love to eat cats and play Fortnite.

by SOMBRERO NIBBA NONJI May 25, 2020