Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t halal it’s haram and no you won’t go having sex/flirting before marage with dunya ya dumass

Guy1:I am dating dunya sheikh

Sheikh:halal dating isn’t a thing by the way don’t fucking come near my lil daughter or there will be consenquenses

by Jamescharlessuckedyourpp April 25, 2019

Trauma Date

A date where in one offers their time and energy to console a person experiencing trauma

Tim: I am experiencing trauma and I need your help.

Blake: How about a trauma date? I'll be right over with your favourite food and I would love to offer you my mindful attention without passing advice or judgement.

by Darkbydesire September 24, 2021

Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!

Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!

by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017

club dating

When you are 100% exclusive with someone else only when you go out to party/club/drink. But when you aren’t partying, you never communicate with that person as if they don’t exist.

Did you hear that they were club dating? They never talk when they aren’t drunk!

by Julian The Gamer October 14, 2022

Marking Date

When two homosexual men pee outside in the same spot, usually in a public setting while nobody else around, on the same wall, tree, lightpost, ect. akin to how dogs mark their territory.

Bro 1: Hehe y'know bro, it's like we're on a marking date.

Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...

by Len447 November 22, 2022

parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.

I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.

by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012