Mud Dart

Using the penis as a tool in sexual games, sports, or activities - specifically referring to anal sex. This is because when you remove the object from its target, it appears to resemble a dart covered in mud - using the brown eye as a bullseye ; Anal sex

Hey baby. How bout a game of mud darts? Bend over - you’re the target.

by Richard Keister April 20, 2023

Darted

Anyone who believes in NASA’s ridiculous Double Asteroid Redirection Test.

She decided to search the web for information on how to debunk a conspiracy theory and now she is darted.

by MrEMeat October 7, 2022

darts

Slang referencing the use of syringes, specifically used to reference illicit intravenous drug use when a level of discretion is desired - as opposed to a much more obvious term such as slam, point, or bang.

Also used when injecting speed (crystal methamphetamine) intravenously.

*At a gay sex party gathering*
Hey guys, anybody in the mood for a round of darts?

by Mrtrblmkr1 October 17, 2020

chocolate dart

the warm dark anus of a virgin

Mike hit Brads chocolate dart

by Taco burrito December 7, 2018

dart

a surge of air rushing through the urethra to commence in a fart noise

ex: i’m avoiding mike, he smells like darts
ex: those people suck. they’re darty

by anonymous October 2, 2021

Izzy dart

When you waffle stomp a shit back into a girls bumhole

Hey George can I Izzy dart you

by Osas231 February 11, 2021

Darting

Yeah, I could tell from the eyes darting from side to side when he talks. Hilarious!

Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"

Iam "Will you stop?"

Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022