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Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.
Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.
by Tony balls October 16, 2014
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Lawn Darts

Hand rolled cigarettes with keif sprinkled in with the tobacco
"Yeah man, I'm just chillin', smokin' some lawn darts, Y'know"
by phukkinInthebushes April 23, 2021
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Dominic Dart

The infamous, elderly, devious man that lurks within the bus stations in Leicester City Center, heart filled with malice.

Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco plastic bag filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and throw darts drunkenly.

If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
That's DOMINIC DART pissing in a bin! Fucking leg it!!
by DominicDartWatch November 18, 2021
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Butt darts

Hey what the heck is that sound from the room, oh that’s just Andon and Adam playing butt darts.
by Taco king 999 January 4, 2025
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Darting

Yeah, I could tell from the eyes darting from side to side when he talks. Hilarious!
Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"

Iam "Will you stop?"

Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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kamikaze tongue dart

When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.
There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.
by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024
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dirt darting

Slang used by mostly by soldiers, pilots, and old men, to describe when a flying object hits the ground at a high speed
"if anyone hits the ground that fast it'll be dirt darting"
by ForJevers December 14, 2016
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