The Mia Disease

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.

The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.

by Senor.Something August 9, 2019

Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around

"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"

by The_Weekday July 10, 2016

amogus disease

makes you kill yourself

amogus disease is very common in people who play amogus

by xDURBYx May 12, 2021

Lumfow Disease

When someone doesn't like butt stuff

David was pressuring TJ for butt stuff, but David is an insensitive prick because TJ suffers from Lumfow Disease.

by 1ujiminuxjimout September 25, 2018

lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease which affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within an interval of 5 minutes, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles"
"why?"
"I have lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 7, 2020

bureau disease

fat, overweight, beer gut

He's got bureau disease...It looks like his chest fell into his drawers.

by Rohdewarrior May 18, 2011

Vanilla Disease

When you fuck a girl in pussy town and you get cum on her stomach then go back in and get it on your T-shirt

"yeah im here with my nigga bobby brown and he got that vanilla disease from pussy town"

"yeah i fucked this girl in pussy town last night.,and i didnt take off my shirt.im going to the doctor today to make sure i haven't contracted vanilla disease"

by tyler Poopdick November 6, 2013