Dempsey

1.A Toucan's penis
2.A group of overwieght Caucasian businessmen in their late 50's

1.hey, look at that Toucan's penis! oh its a dempsey.
2.that dempsey is eating Subway out of business!

by LIttle Summer August 21, 2006

Johnny Depp

God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alive two years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.

Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!

by Twocoolwhitegirls April 20, 2010

johnny depp

he is such a loser. they say he is hot but he is so not. and he cant act worth a shit! i am so glad he died in POTC:DMC

johnny depp sux and i hope he will die by choking at a restaurant and nobody will help him, they will just laugh at him

by shannon<3 September 3, 2006

Direct deposit

When someone is passed out, you drop your pants, place your sphincter directly on their nostrils, and let loose with an offensive wind storm.

"Danny passed out on the couch after a few too many, and I dropped my dockers to give him a direct deposit...he barfed all over my nuts."

by tommyboy79 October 20, 2005

johnny depp

the sexiest man alive and gabi's biggest obsession...ahhhh

johnny depp is mine

by hmmmm i wonder... June 28, 2004

johnny depp

talented, sexy, old but cool

I could do Johnny Depp!

by Isabelle November 5, 2003

Depiss

1. To reserve the state of being pissed.
2. To no longer be pissed off.

Abigail became depissed in order to retain her strong relationship.

by WizardofMath52 September 7, 2010