tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

by DiRizzle February 24, 2024

the Cobbler effect

When you leave a movie for a short while, only to come back and not understand the story anymore.

"Damn, I just wanted to go pee and now the Cobbler effect is in full swing."

by 4bodysolution March 25, 2024

rubber cubber

when someone gives another person a blowjob while they have a dildo up their ass

person 1: Did you hear Person 3 got a rubber cubber on the weekend?
person 2: No I didn't, how big was the dildo?

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024

rubber cubber

when someone bites the curb but instead of their head getting stamped on, they get a large heavy tire dropped on the back of their skull

Person 1: Aw shit, your fucked up what happened?
Person 2: ERRRGHHHH OOOOO!
Doctor guy: He got rubber cubber.

by cuhbluh May 24, 2024

Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother

Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion

by SimonArmitageDickSucker0200 June 4, 2024

The cobblers bootlace

An overly long thin poop that goes on for ages, allowing you to extrude your name on a piece of paper.

''i had to sign a letter from the tax man, but unable to find a pen, i sent him the cobblers bootlace on a piece of paper''

by the grim truth April 12, 2025

Peach Cobbler

Euphemism for someone who eats ass.

“I’m no peach cobbler, but I’d trace your taint any day of the week.”

by Felix L. May 27, 2025