Mr creamy testical

When a wild monke comes out of a forest and fights you wins by throwing a metal monke at your head and you drop your tennis ball and it blesses it for the fuckin Albuquerque gods and names it mr creamy testical

Oh no that monke came out of the forest and attacked me by throwing a metal monke and I dropped my tennis ball so the monke got the

fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical

by anonymous May 22, 2022

Creamy plank

A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.

I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!

by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021

creamy driller

word to describe a homosexual trapper

"my man's in the bando stacking bread"

"isn't he gay?"

"yeah bro he's a creamy driller"

by ktrappz April 4, 2022

Creamy pie

Where u cum in a pie, bake it and feed it to ur partner

Bro didn’t u creamy pie ur bro lastnight

Yeah he loved it

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

Creamy Ari

Yo momma

“Yo mom is such a Creamy Ari”

by Odd Al March 24, 2022

Creamy ahh

Something that my classmate said to me in art class

Also a bunch of moaning

classmate: so creamy ahh
😔

by herbcookiefanpagehatepage January 27, 2022

creamy connor

Someone who is extremely down bad and jerks off several times a day (up to double digits in 24 hours). Common phrases include "mommy", "golden showers", "musty pussy", "____ squish me with your thighs", "down bad sniff noises", and "make d1 babies with me." When they get female validation they simp really hard. Produces loads of cream daily.

bro creamy connor jerked off 15 times the other day; creamy connor is so down bad; omg he's such a creamy connor i want him to be down bad for me

by ironteddy007 February 1, 2022