When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
drew loves to cram henry up the craper with his tiny crap rammer.
well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.
is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.
well now that crap rammers gone we can take our shields from our asses.
is that crap rammer still here jesus we should put a bell on that dirty little homo.
by job less September 26, 2008
Devices that are are not cool, but function perfectly & never seem to get lost. (different from 'crappy')
-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
-1st defined by Thomas Hayden
After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
by sagepictures December 27, 2011
: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.
by Matthew December 09, 2003
Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"
Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
by Adolf Lincoln March 10, 2018
(Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
by Mr WordSmith March 07, 2014
by savethedinos February 14, 2021