Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.

New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.

by CathayJule April 7, 2021

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

connectiations

beyond connections . This term is often used to describe something beyond multiple things/subjects.

for example: I made connectiations to the outside world"

by eatshat September 27, 2021

connecticut river academy

this school is the most ghetto of ghetto. everyone fw everyone bf , drop her and u wont find another one like her. the boys are thots the girls are cute . and some y’all smell like straight badussy at 7:00 in the morning like how tfff anyways ctra gotta go . everyone getting expelled . just know if u drop ur girl just know senior in her pants now😂. #predators watch out

Connecticut River academy is something u don’t wanna attend unless ur bored. It means ghetto 😂

by connecticut heads November 5, 2021

Connering

The act of inviting your xbox friends to parties even though you know for a fact they are at work

Man this guy keeps connering me even though he knows I'm at work

by Themans01 August 8, 2021

Connecticut Colostomy

When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.

Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!

by ClarenceButtigieg November 23, 2021

Connering

Sayin tings when no one asks

Zachs “connering” when he started talking about his whip

by StoneCold Steve Austinn March 28, 2022