Comfatable

When a over-weight person falls sleep sitting up.

Damn, that chick is comfatable... Look she fell asleep sitting up...

by Beckcheck December 2, 2010

Comfort Tech

Anything technology related that will soothe, console, reassure, calm, relieve, and ease your mood. Like comfort food for technology.

Christy, "It's so nice to be on my computer again after being in meetings all day."

James, "Ahhhh, nice to see you got a little Comfort Tech."

by Tobiano March 16, 2011

Comfort Rape

When a close friend dies and someone you and the deceased barely know (or like) expects you to comfort them while completely ignoring your own pain or grief.

Cindy totally comfort raped me at the reception but I couldn't let her make a scene.

by Enyo Tisiphone May 3, 2018

Comfort Colors

What the cool Southerners wear as tee shirts and sweaters.

If you ain't got no Comfort Colors in your wardrobe, then you are most certainly a Yankee.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Comey

Noun: A self-rightous, sanctimonious narcissist who tries so hard to not appear affected or self-aware that he compulsively lies in order to hide the fact that he is a feckless leader with no principles or convictions

Thank God the new FBI Director is a steadfast, dignified and honorable leader versus being a total Comey

by SettingTheTruth April 2, 2019

Comft

/kəmft/

A vibe. A way of life. A feeling.

The act of achieving physical ease and relaxation. Living in a state of contentment and security.

Dude, I'm rocking my hoodie right now and I am comft - BIG.

by ImSeanathan December 15, 2020

Comfort straight couple

When you're in the LGBTQIA+ community and find comfort in fictional or real straight couples (normally fictional). This is a term when both characters or celebrities are both heterosexual outside of the cis male and cis female relationship.

Person 1: Omg I love Jack Walten and Rosemary Walten they're my comfort straight couple!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT THEYRE SO CUTE!

by irlpidge April 16, 2022