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floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 5, 2008
mugGet the floor clothesmug.

Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying
Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump
by hotpotato July 13, 2018
mugGet the Mister I buy clothes every daymug.

The nordic cloth

When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.
"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018
mugGet the The nordic clothmug.

Trident Clothing

by tridentclothing April 2, 2023
mugGet the Trident Clothingmug.

200 cloth

A towel or rag Guys over 200 pounds carry to blot sweat over the summer
We on our way to the cookout.U got your 200 cloth?
by d.jaz July 7, 2016
mugGet the 200 clothmug.

Cloth Drama

A purely one sided fabricated issue dilated to be 100x worse than what it actually is
well you wouldn’t get it, there’s so much you don’t know

Stfu with yo damn cloth drama
by GonkTinker March 27, 2022
mugGet the Cloth Dramamug.

Raggedy clothes

Old, cheap, disgusting and ugly clothes
If all your clothes are raggedy clothes, you should probably die
by Brit johnnyn November 10, 2019
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