Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
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Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.
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